A bit of Club History

Friends,

Take a minute to read the history of the Fast Girls and Slow Guys Cycling Club. The history below is written by our esteemed club founder, Yale D. Funk.  Today, we have almost 200 members and our rides range from 10  to 60 riders.  We have beginner, intermediate and advanced riders.  We have recreational riders, racers, runners, Triathletes and everything in between.  Our slogan says it all:  Fun, friendly and serious cycling for everyone.

My Dad started this club in 1995. The name of the group has changed from time to time and has had names like Bike N Breakfast and Becca's Bike Bunch.

The way this came about is a funny story. Back in 1995, each Sunday morning a group of about twenty beginners would meet at O. D. Funk Mfg, Inc. in Brushy Island, Arkansas for a ride. The average age of the group was above fifty and they started out throwing around names like the 050 Club. The problem was you had to be over fifty to feel like you were a part of the group. The slogan at that time was "you have to be over fifty or planning to get there by riding your bike". No one really liked the name but we didn't think of another one until a year later.

For motivation, each Sunday, we would pick a restaurant we wanted to eat at for breakfast. We picked the Community Bakery in downtown Little Rock, The Starlite Diner in NLR, and the river market were popular choices. It gave us
about a thirty mile round trip and we got to eat! On one of the rides my sister made the statement that we should be called the Bike N Breakfast Club. From that point, everyone pitched in and we came up with the slogan "We ride to eat & eat to ride" which fit the group. We were all well rounded and we all like to ride and eat!

Anyway, in 1996 my dad showed up on my doorstep on a Thursday evening without any notice and asked me if I wanted to go on a bike ride. He had the owner of J&P bike shop and my Uncle Charlie with him. I thought he was
kidding but he said he had heard about this great bike ride in Wichita Falls, TX called Hotter N Hell. 10,000 riders show up to ride 100 miles in 100 degree temperatures. I got my bike, jumped in the truck, and the four
of us took off for Hotter N Hell. We didn't have a hotel, we had not signed up for the bike ride, and we didn't know anything about how to ride a hundred miles in a day. You have to realize, thirty miles was it for us at the time and we took a good two hours to stop and have breakfast in between our rides.

We drove all night and got in to Wichita Falls, TX at 2am that morning. The only hotel we could find was a motel and they rented by the hour. It was a dump! We went over on Friday and visited the trade show, signed up for the ride, and watched the pro bike races. We were pumped up to do the ride. We stopped at every rest stop and it took us all day to do that first ride. When we finally arrived at the finish line, it was almost dark, and there wasn't anyone at the finish line. Just us...everyone else had gone home! We were so worn out we couldn't sleep so we just drove back to Little Rock that
same night. We couldn't make it all the way so we parked our truck in a truck stop and slept for an hour or two and headed on in to the rock.

That was the beginning of the Hotter N Hell trips. Over the last ten years, we've made them all except for 2000 & 2001. I took off for the birth of my son and to gain some weight for motivation. In 2002 Becca McIntyre and I
joined forces to revive the club and start the training rides and the trip over to Hotter N Hell. We started meeting four years ago at Cooks Landing every Tuesday and Thursday at 6pm for our Hell Training rides.

Wayne Cartwright showed up a year later and that's when things really took off. I bet we have had fifty people come and go through the training rides and half of them make the trip to Hotter N Hell. The training rides and the experience we have gained over the last ten years sure makes it a better trip for the first timers. We used to go over and race to see who was the fastest. We would have one winner and a bunch of folks who got sick pushing too hard. We implemented the team approach the last several years and everyone that has trained and traveled with the team has successfully finished the ride.

This is what we have learned about the Hotter N Hell:

1. It is much more fun for the team if we finish it together. Everybody wins and nobody looses.

2. Try to get as much mileage in before the sun comes out. That is where race to the third rest stop and wait for the
team to regroup then pace line to Hell's Gate came from.

3. Try to maintain a pace line that everyone can maintain.

4. Will was right...Pickles do help!

Yale D.